OUR SWEET MAXINE

To Know Me Is to....Well, is to Know Me. You know that nice older lady who lives down the street and you see tending her cats or maybe cooling a pie on the windowsill? That's not me. Not even close. I don't live on anybody's street-they live on mine. I don't work well in groups, and I don't work at all if I can get away with it. I tell it like it is, I tell it like it ought to be. And I'm my own biggest fan. But you're free to join in the hard-fought fight for second place.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

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Friday, April 11, 2008

Thanks Lil

for sharing this from your

personal Maxine scrapbook.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Monday, April 7, 2008

Thanks Maxine,

for sharing this from your

personal Maxine scrapbook.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

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Thursday, April 3, 2008

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

I knew it was going to happen, but we just didn't know when .

Here it is ! Men's answer to Maxine. the Max

Her job is to Bitch ... Mine is to give her a reason !

How many men does it take to open a beer? None.

It should be opened when she brings it.

~~~~~MAXINE, UP CLOSE AND TOO PERSONAL.

Name:
What's it to you, pal?

Age:
Twenty-one, plus a few extra years you don't need to know about.

Birthday:
Last person who guessed won a fat lip.

Current Home:
Mobile.Occupation: Retired, but I do a lot of volunteer griping.

Favourite Hobby:
Collecting coins. Usually from mall fountains.Favorite

Childhood Memory:
Learning to ride a two-wheeler...throughout the neighbor's flower bed.

Personal Heros:
I have three. Me, Myself, and I.

Three Words That Best Describe You:

Leave. Me. Alone.~~~~~~~~~~