OUR SWEET MAXINE

To Know Me Is to....Well, is to Know Me. You know that nice older lady who lives down the street and you see tending her cats or maybe cooling a pie on the windowsill? That's not me. Not even close. I don't live on anybody's street-they live on mine. I don't work well in groups, and I don't work at all if I can get away with it. I tell it like it is, I tell it like it ought to be. And I'm my own biggest fan. But you're free to join in the hard-fought fight for second place.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

I knew it was going to happen, but we just didn't know when .
Here it is ! Men's answer to Maxine. the Max
Her job is to Bitch ... Mine is to give her a reason !
How many men does it take to open a beer? None.
It should be opened when she brings it.

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